Sunday, December 1, 2013

Big Steve sings for his supper

PM Harper sang for his supper in front of an admiring crowd at a Jewish National Fund gala in Toronto today.

Israel's ambassador to Canada announced that Israelis admire Harper's integrity, and are naming a bird sanctuary in his honour, causing the Canadian leader to burst into song.

Harper also used the occasion to announce his first ever visit to the Holy Land. This comes at a fortuitous time, as Israel is grappling with recalcitrant natives in the Negev who are getting all fussy about being herded into reservations. Mr. Harper's experience in dealing with recalcitrant natives will no doubt be welcomed.

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