Sunday, May 11, 2014

Baird adds railroad oversight to ever-expanding Foreign Affairs portfolio

You know you're a somebody when a week after you complain about a malfunctioning rail crossing signal in your neighbourhood, the rail company gets a new CEO.

And we can rest assured that John Baird is very definitely a somebody among somebodies. His department is now officially known as The Department of Foreign Affairs, Foreign Trade, Foreign Aid, Gold Mine Development, Women's Development, Children's Rights, Women's Rights, Railway Rights of Way, Religious Freedom of the Right, Gold Mine Freedom, Ukraine Sovereignty and South Sudanese Sovereignty.

He's one busy dude, that Mr. Baird.

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