Thursday, May 29, 2014

Montreal cops have orgy in cruiser

If this story is true Montreal's finest must be even dumber than we knew. These gals were obviously hot for men in uniform, unless this was a copper shake-down, but either way, could they not at least find their way to someplace out-of-the-way? I mean, once you're seen on the world wide web doing the oinky-boinky right there in your police car and your police uniform, I would expect that your dreams of making detective are pretty much dashed.

But lets not be too hard on these lads; they are among the lowest paid big-city cops in Canada, and have the most onerous duties. Just a few hours down the road in Toronto the cops get paid twice as much and their biggest challenge is tailing the mayor and a few Jamaican weed dealers he associates with.

Meanwhile, in Montreal, these poor underpaid oafs have to deal with the Mafia, the Hells Angels, the Red Square terrorist network, a vast criminal conspiracy in the construction industry, and that's all on top of tailing their own mayors.

They're so busy they can't even get home for a roll in the hay... who can blame them for grabbing a quickie while on duty?

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