Sunday, March 29, 2015

Nigeria woman gives birth to Anti-Christ!

I was looking for news about the election when this headline caught my eye; Baby with two horns born in Osun.


And right in the middle of the election! This can only be an omen...

But an omen of what?

Perhaps Baby Beelzebub is destined to be the great unifier of the Nigerian people? Instead of each declaring victory, as is bound to happen, perhaps both Buhari and Jonathan should pledge fealty to this Princeling of Darkness and create a grand coalition...

Oh, wait a minute... he was stillborn.

Nevermind then.

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