Who does this guy remind you of?
That's Abdullah Ocalan, boss of the Kurdish PKK party. He's been enjoying the hospitality of the Turkish state since 1999.
But does he not bear a startling resemblance to this guy?
And you know what we know about guys that look like that, don't you?
We just can't trust them!
The wily Saddam hid his weapons of mass destruction so well that we never did find them. Talk about a sneaky bastard!
So now we're supposed to trust a Kurd who looks just like an Arab?