Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Amazonageddon

Amazon is doing to the shopping mall what the shopping mall did to Main Street.

Killing it.

You'll recall the (muted) outcry when the mall was killing off Main Street.

On-line shopping has killed so many malls that the dead malls have their own website.

After all, who can resist buying that plastic made-in-China piece of shit at Amazon for $29 when it would have been $34 at Walmart?

Or $45 at Brewster's Hardware on Main Street.

We all want to save money, don't we?

Well, we're saving money in big fat bundles. Not only is Main Street shopping gone, the malls are on their way out too.

But we're saving money like crazy.

We'll save ourselves right into Armageddon... or at least Amazonageddon.

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