Yup, it's come to this.
The entire nation of Australia is at risk due to a bunch of wayward teens hooking up with the Towelheads of Terror.
Heretofore the worst you had to fear from wayward teens was they were gonna find your stash or steal your booze. Or get knocked up.
But it's a whole new very scary time, ain't it?
Mind you, that Abbott fellow seems inclined to milk any imaginary threat even more enthusiastically than our very own Big Steve, so maybe we shouldn't be taking this stuff at face value...
This week, terror teens...
Next week, terror tots.
Don't say I didn't warn you.