Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Shit haemorrhage kills billionaire

So Andrew Getty apparently died of blunt force trauma to his ass hole.


And apparently, and I use that word advisedly, the "girlfriend" who reported the shit haemorrhage was subject to a restraining order. Read all about it, if you really care to, here.

If you've been awaiting more proof that money doesn't buy happiness, this is it.

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