Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Granny busted for "stunt driving"

I see where a local elder has run afoul of the law by being caught out doing more than fifty clicks over the speed limit.

Fifty over is all it takes to warrant a charge of "stunt driving." That's a legacy of the Fantino era, when Julian Fantino, the greatest living embodiment of the Peter Principle, was the big boss at the OPP.

When I read the part about being late for a card game, I panicked...

Oh my God, Bubby's in the hoosegow! Sit tight, Ruthie, we'll have a top lawyer on the case by morning!

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