I see where a local elder has run afoul of the law by being caught out doing more than fifty clicks over the speed limit.
Fifty over is all it takes to warrant a charge of "stunt driving." That's a legacy of the Fantino era, when Julian Fantino, the greatest living embodiment of the Peter Principle, was the big boss at the OPP.
When I read the part about being late for a card game, I panicked...
Oh my God, Bubby's in the hoosegow! Sit tight, Ruthie, we'll have a top lawyer on the case by morning!