If you've got Muslim neighbours and you know they're up to no good, Big Steve's got some great pre-election news for you!
If you do your duty as a patriotic Canadian and re-elect the Harper gang on October 19, Big Steve is going to provide funding for a dedicated snitch line under the "Zero Tolerance for Barbaric Practices Act."
If you weren't paying attention you may not even have noticed when that one slipped through parliament, but slip through it did.
See, even when you're not paying attention, Big Steve's got your back!
So if your Islamic neighbours on the 19th floor are slaughtering a baby goat for one of their barbaric festivals, who you gonna call?
BIG STEVE'S ZERO TOLERANCE ANTI-MUSLIM SNITCH LINE.
But this is a limited time offer. Make sure you vote Conservative on October 19.