Memo to unpaid interns at PostMedia; don't be wishy-washy with your headlines. That "sex with elderly woman" stuff isn't going to get you on the payroll.
On the other hand, if you spin this story just a bit, you'll get the headline featured above. That's going to generate some page views, my dear working-for-free friends!
And especially when you're working for a bankrupt entity like PostMedia, those page views will make all the difference between getting a paycheck, or not.