Canadian Air Force good guys took out a couple of Caterpillars of the Caliphate in Iraq last night, we're told by CTV News.
So it must be true.
The most brutal of sadistic baddies, those Caliphites. We got to stop 'em over there so they don't end up in Minneapolis or Manitoba.
That's why we're over there dropping bombs on construction equipment, because by golly, you ain't gonna build no Caliphate without construction equipment, are ya now!
Canada stops ISIS in its tracks!