Thursday, November 20, 2014

Snopocalypse

So how do you like that "global warming" now?

The world will end not with a bang, but with a shiver...

We had a good three feet of the stuff in these parts - three hours to the south, around Buffalo, they're double that and climbing... climbing onto their roofs to shovel the stuff off, because the building code in New York State was not designed with six feet of snow in mind.

This is a matter of some urgency. If the weather forecasters - sorry, the meteorologists, are right, there'll be rain along in another day and a half or so. If you think those roof trusses are stressed now, just wait!

There's gonna be an epidemic of collapsed roofs all over the North East!

That will make for some scary headlines. When the roofs of major shopping malls go away, folks are gonna get hurt. But look on the bright side; the rebuilding work will give the economy a major shot in the arm!

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