True, any idiot can pee their name in a snow-drift - well, any male idiot. It's one thing our feminist sisters will never be able to do...
But you know you're a global icon when said signature is deemed newsworthy on the other side of the earth. Thanks to the Times of India, even folks on the other side of the world were informed of Bieber's latest indiscretion.
And they don't even know snow!
Let's not make too big a deal of this. After all, no less a luminary than the great American poet Robert Louis Servicestation immortalized the act of pecker printing when he wrote;
whose woods these are I do not know
his house is in the village though
he will not see me stopping here
to sign my name in yellow snow.
As for the starstruck residents of Snowmass, one can only hope they heed the advice of the great Frank Zappa... don't you eat that yellow snow.
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