Former Canadian military big Brigadier General Daniel Menard has been pantsed with a stash of 129 undocumented automatic weapons in Afghanistan.
Brigadier General Menard took early retirement recently, following a pants-off scandal involving some underlings. Hey, that's why they're called "underlings". Why else would a man devote his life to climbing the career ladder in the Canadian Forces?
Menard now works for GardaWorld, one of the pre-eminent global mercenary forces, so expect two things;
1) a really short investigation
2) a complete exoneration
Brigadier General Menard will be out and about in no time at all!
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