Nevermind peace in the Middle East and global warming... here's some REAL news!
If Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones loves Dixie, as we are informed, how does he feel about the Confederate flag?
In my estimation you can't love Dixie without considering the Confederate flag to be just a part of the air you breathe.
But Keith is not the only T-shirt provocateur in the news today.
Justin Bieber went all the way to Australia to crash a Christian revival shin-dig to piss everybody off with his satanic T.
Yup, that's a major media platform using up bandwidth to do PR for Justin Bieber and Brian Warner and pass it off as news!
I guess we shouldn't really be blaming the media... they're just giving us what we want.