Hey, you don't think those Calgary floods just came out of nowhere, do you?
This is the hand of God saying ix-nay on those chuck-wagon races.
After all, it stands to reason that God would be an animal rights advocate.
Did He not create all creatures great and small?
And do not all creatures great and small fare out rather poorly at the Calgary Stampede?
But perhaps there are issues other than the Stampede that have called down God's wrath....
Baird. Maybe God is pissed at Baird's rampant tomfoolery and wants us to stop him before it's too late.
That's a tall order. How do you stop a man who is fully convinced of his ecclesiastic righteousness?
After all, has not Baird taken the Holy Land under his ministerial wing, and promised a fealty to the chosen people unlike any other?
Well, yes he has, but what's that worth?
To paraphrase Stalin; how many divisions does John Baird command?
And yet the waters rise...
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