I see where the Hoffa conspiracy theorists are still digging random test holes around Detroit.
Hoffa's been buried damn near everywhere, ain't he? Giants Stadium, in the foundation of the GM building, in the everglades, under an I-95 off-ramp...
My favourite theory is that Jimmy took his last drive about three hours up the highway to one the many ma and pa salami shops in the local community.
Yup, put Jimmy through the sausage grinder and parcelled him out in a gross of Genoa salami at ten parts pork for one part Jimmy.
Damn brilliant when you stop to think about it.
Nothing to dig up, ever.
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