When security officers at the Western Wall thought they heard the words "Allah Akbar" today, they cut the suspected militant down in a hail of gunfire.
Alas, the victim was a middle-aged Jewish gentleman from out of town who had merely been inquiring after the whereabouts of the "snack bar."
Minister for Religious Tourism Lev Cohen publicly regretted the incident and announced measures to make the snack bar more accessible to out-of-towners.
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