No, while I've birthed some whoppers in this space, I couldn't possibly make up anything that retarded.
All the credit goes to Ezra Levant.
Apparently Obama's stooped and slender shoulders can no longer bear the burden of leading the Free World. He is too busy appeasing Putin, Iran, North Korea, Republicans, Wall Street, unions, the Democratic Party, AIPAC, the gay lobby, the gun lobby, Michelle, and the Taliban.
Thank God Big Steve has stepped into the breach. His appeasement agenda is limited to the dirty oil lobby and Likud.
The best thing about having Harper as leader of the Free World is that while he talks a tough game, he's been steadily shrinking Canada's defence spending. For all his bellicose talk, Big Steve couldn't start a war even if Canada had enemies.
As Winston Churchill supposedly said, it's always better to jaw-jaw than to war-war.