Monday, July 14, 2014

Canada sends elite Tim Hortons Regiment to guard Ukraine border

Gentleman third in line suspected to be Russian infiltrator
Members of the 3rd battalion, Tim Hortons Regiment, gather at their secret base near Luhansk, eastern Ukraine, near the Russian border.

Spirits soared across Ukraine today at the news that 120 Canadian soldiers had deployed in the east to ward off any future aggression from the Russian troops massed on the other side of the border.

Early indications are that the deployment may be counterproductive. Already there are reports of Russian infiltrators slipping over the border disguised as Ukrainians, just to score a double-double at Timmies.




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  2. SAW THE TRUCK IN KIEV TWO DAYS AGO,WITH MY SON,,MISS TIMS ,,SON TOO,,,BUT I HAVE A BIG RED MUG I MAKE COFFEE IN,,TIMS THANKS FOR HELPING UKRAINE,,,IM A TORONTO MAN,,FATERING MY SON,,TIMS COMFORT US SEEING THAT BIG TIM TRANSPORT ROLLING DOWN A UKRAINE HIGHWAY NEAR MY APT,,MY SON SMILED,,HES 8 DADDY ITAS CANADA DONUTS ,,TIMS TIMBITS,,,IN UKRAINE!!! I SAID,,DAM IT IS SON,,,SO IM SEACHING HERE AND SAW WHY WE SAW THAT TRUCK,,,SOLDIERS ON THE FRONT BORDER,,,,,MANY DIED HERE ,,I KNOW MANY GONE AND IN THE TRENCHES HERE DEFENDING UKRAINE ,,,HOPE THEY HAD A TIMS

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