While it's true enough that I often make stuff up, I will occasionally resort to research in a desperate attempt to enhance the credibility of this blog. Thus it was that I found myself reading up on the Daewoo Shipyard.
I was utterly shocked to learn that the Daewoo shipbuilding facility employs 300 gardeners!
Gardeners? At a shipyard? Who can even imagine such a thing? Ya, I get that they keep the trees trimmed and the flower-gardens tidy, but gardeners in a shipyard?...
I couldn't make that up.
Does Bill Ackman know about this?