Chelsea Clinton gives birth to Messiah!

First picture released of Charlotte Clinton courtesy of New York Times

And as is appropriate for this new age, the Messiah is both a woman and an American!

Baby Charlotte is the first grandchild for Bubba and Hillary. Democratic Party insiders are already floating the idea of a Charlotte-for-President campaign, perhaps as early as the 2036 election. By then, the current surge towards full-spectrum US domination of every corner of the globe will be complete, and Charlotte's reign is expected to usher in a thousand year era of peace.

But in the meantime, much remains to be done...