Well you sure have some scary headlines across America today, eh?
First US Ebola case confirmed...
Oh, that's almost enough to take your eye off America's latest war in the Middle East, is it not?
Frankly, it was only a matter of time. What with the thousands of assorted do-gooders and missionary types traipsing around the Dark Continent, spreading good cheer and salvation, it was only a matter of time. And sending 3,000 US troops to Ebola Central, Liberia, pretty much ensured a done deal sooner or later.
So if you've been hedging your bets on taking the Obamacare plunge, it's time to poop or get off the pot. That dude in Dallas is in all kinds of really pricey "isolation," don't ya know; how would you like to have that coming out of your pocket?
So play it safe, America; if you have not already done so, sign up for Obamacare now!