If you thought all those youngsters decamping to Berlin is a scandal, get a load of this!
Yup, French Jews joining ISIS, the Islamic State... who can even imagine such a thing?
Well, some official in the Hollande regime, apparently. I knew those people were incompetent beyond belief, but to drive Jews into the arms of Islamic State?
Then again, maybe those conspiracy theorists were right all along... ISIS/ISIL/Islamic State has always been a Zionist plot...
Oh my golly... this gets way too complicated for me... I think I'll stick to tending my garden.